Curse

Sneale. · Jun 03, 2006, 05:41 PM // 17:41

Well I lol'd a many a times with these. A lot of you have probably seen this but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

The sad thing is... he is serious about these.

http://www.youtube.com/w/Trapped-in-...20the%20closet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-ebw...%20closet%2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC-cp...20closet%2012/

captainccc · Jun 03, 2006, 06:07 PM // 18:07

Lmfao, hes not a narrorator (spelling?) hes a rapper. It makes me sadden that he thinks these are actually good. Things like

"he walks over to the refrigorator!(spelling?)"
"she goes ova by the dishes!"
wtf...this is so sad.

Sneale. · Jun 03, 2006, 07:59 PM // 19:59

"Not only is there a man in the cabinet, the man is a midjet... a midjet... a midjet". <--- funniest bit ever

Omega_2005 · Jun 04, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41

If any of you watched 8 out of 10 cats (in the UK) this week, you'll see one of the funniest piss-take jokes coming from comedian Jimmy Carr

Quote:

"This video is supposed to be serious... ...Midget! ...Midget! ...Midget!"

(Edited with proper words) "There's a guy in my closet...! closet...! closet...!"

EDIT: Is this supposed to be a drama video or something!? :s

Corinthian · Jun 04, 2006, 11:17 AM // 11:17

R 'n' B in general is pathetic.

{integral} · Jun 04, 2006, 01:34 PM // 13:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega_2005

If any of you watched 8 out of 10 cats (in the UK) this week, you'll see one of the funniest piss-take jokes coming from comedian Jimmy Carr

EDIT: Is this supposed to be a drama video or something!? :s

Haha, yes, I watched that - David Walliams was so funny. Can't remember what Carr said - was it something like "Of all the places you'd look to find your wife's lover... the kitchen sink wouldn't be my first choice."

EDIT: It's pure genius rhyming 'cabinet' with 'cabinet'... *cough*

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.Kelly

He looks at the cabinet!
He walks to the cabinet!
He's close to the cabinet!
He opens the cabinet!

NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN THIS CABINET, BUT THE MAN IS A MIDGET! HE'S A MIDGET! A MIDGET! A MIDGET!

Here are my 'best' lines from the videos...

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.Kelly

... He jumps over the table and lands on the midget, while the midget is kicking real fast screaming out "Bridget, Bridget!"...
... He continues to rough up the midget as if the midget was under attack...
... The midget says "God, I think I just RED ENGINED on myself!...
... She walks away from the table, picks [the phone] up and says "Hello?"...
... Now, meanwhile, back at the policeman's house, the midget is crying his arse off...
... And then he looks at her and says "What? You'd shoot me for this RED ENGINEING midget?! She says "I love him"...
... Then James points his gun, says "We're all gonna die up in this kitchen...
... Then the midget takes his inhaler out, says "This is not good for my heart"...
... I'm sniffing around, trying to figure out what's that smell, and they turn and look at each other like "What the hell?"...
... Now the midget begins to wake up, 'cause he fainted from all the madness...
... He says "Man, I get around, you might know my face from here or there"...
... And then Twine says "Man, let me shoot them all", and I said "We can't do that! You've just got out of prison, and I'll be damned if you're going back!"...
... James says "Hey! Let's get back to the matter at hand!"...
... And Twine says "Who the hell is [sic] Chuck and Rufus?"...
... I say "Rufus, Chuck?", Bridget says "I'm about to throw up!"...
... And Big Man screams "Look man, I'm just a stripper!"...
... Ooooohhhh... The midget faints again...
... Twine and Sylvester is [sic] trippin'...
... The midget's the baybieeeee's daaaddy... (Extended by means of long, melismatic wail).

It's so funny purely because it's serious. There'll be people roaming the streets mugging others while listening to this song and learning life lessons from it. Sigh.

Omega_2005 · Jun 04, 2006, 02:48 PM // 14:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by {integral}

Haha, yes, I watched that - David Walliams was so funny. Can't remember what Carr said - was it something like "Of all the places you'd look to find your wife's lover... the kitchen sink wouldn't be my first choice."

That was absolutely right as a matter of fact!

It also showed the last 40 seconds of part 9 of his *cough* song. Going slightly off topic, the funniest bit of the episode was the "1 in 3 of people who go to alton towers ____" part when Jimmy Carr went "Sorry, I'm not coming in today, I'm not feeling very... WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!"

I showed a few people that part, and they laughed at the punchline "The guy, was a midget!... Midget...! Midget...! midget...!", whilst commenting that the video was terrible as well... It might go down as one of the best/worst songs/albums in R.Kelly's career...

Quote:

It's so funny purely because it's serious. There'll be people roaming the streets mugging others while listening to this song and learning life lessons from it. Sigh.

...True that! =/

I pwnd U · Jun 04, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31

Wow... just freaking wow... i have never seen or heard something so horrible... yet that made it freakign hilarious!

Ultimate_Gaara · Jun 05, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10

That was strangely entertaining.

Mr D J · Jun 05, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25

Lol I watched all 3 movies and really this was entertaining

d4nowar · Jun 05, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corinthian

R 'n' B in general is pathetic.

Rhythm and Blues is good... new rnb is horrible.

Nine Page Apology · Jun 05, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

...My IQ seriously just went to like...0.

Shoitaan · Jun 05, 2006, 08:00 AM // 08:00

Sooooooooo good

Omega_2005 · Jun 05, 2006, 12:20 PM // 12:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by {integral}

Haha, yes, I watched that - David Walliams was so funny. Can't remember what Carr said - was it something like "Of all the places you'd look to find your wife's lover... the kitchen sink wouldn't be my first choice."

Right! after watching it so many times the joke worn thin last night, I have that bit from 8 out of 10 cats, so I have the full bit of the joke. Here goes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr: That was Hip-Hop-Opera Americain singer R.Kelly on his new project: "Trapped in the closet". That is unbelievably... entirely serious ...Midget! Midget! midget...! ...Not joking!

Sean Locke: What's going on with the pie?

Jimmy Carr: Well the pie... there's a piece of the pie that's missing... she's allergic to cherry... ...something's not right!
...I'll be go checkin' the closet! ....closet! ...closet...!

Frankie Boyle: The thing is... If you... If you come home and you think that your wife is having an affair, Isn't it the worst place to look in the sink?

But seriously... I'd prefer this to the Hamilton's new "England Tune"... :x *barfs*

Mr D J · Jun 05, 2006, 03:38 PM // 15:38

Watch all the parts then it makes more sence really

Lou · Jun 05, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4nowar

Rhythm and Blues is good... new rnb is horrible.

He tells the truth.... new rnb is just slow rap

nStrife · Jun 06, 2006, 03:22 AM // 03:22

mad tv parody - i L'edOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6drAle0Jy4

Sol_Vie · Jun 06, 2006, 05:21 AM // 05:21

Yeah well you guys have no right to complain. My roommate this past year in college loved R. Kelly so when VH1 showed all 10 or videos he watched them all. That was the worst 1-2 hours of my life.